beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
killjoysout: u ok man u need 2 talk
jankyass: Little Monsters Inc. - A Pixar animated film documenting how Lady Gaga uses loud homosexual shrieks as a source of clean renewable energy to power her career.
olympicpillage: liampaynetration: I’m a teenage white girl and I never get offended i’m shithead and i can only count to six what the heck come after six
danceformegavin: things i’m bad at: dating liking someone being liked saying how i feel knowing what the right thing to say is
1612th6: Garlic bread has a pretty decent amount of swag as far as seasoned Italian breads go
doctorharleyquinn: ohgermanlove: good things about autumn the leaves change color feeling rain seeing rain hearing rain cloudy skies cardigans hats big sweaters daily cups of tea baths that last hours halloween the way everything smells pumpkin patches literally everything THE FACT THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE YOU STEPPED INTO SATAN’S ASSHOLE MAYBE
pedophile: i have candy get in the van
pedophile: the van has wifi
roleykatsu: libyian: wtf tumblr is so sassy like I don’t need your attitude, tumblr. Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
Greetings from East Bumblefuck, MA.
So many Jesuits everywhere. Idk. I guess the keynote speaker was pretty freaking awesome. I just miss Brooklyn already.
BIDI BIDI BOM BOM
When I have bizarre nicknames/abbrevs for...
My Baby You - Marc Anthony This song is fucking...
lostline: Las Ketchup - Asereje
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*