July 2012
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
killjoysout:
u ok man u need 2 talk
jankyass:
Little Monsters Inc. - A Pixar animated film documenting how Lady Gaga uses loud homosexual shrieks as a source of clean renewable energy to power her career.
olympicpillage:
liampaynetration:
I’m a teenage white girl and I never get offended
i’m shithead and i can only count to six
what the heck come after six
1 tag
danceformegavin:
things i’m bad at:
dating
liking someone
being liked
saying how i feel
knowing what the right thing to say is
1612th6:
Garlic bread has a pretty decent amount of swag as far as seasoned Italian breads go
doctorharleyquinn:
ohgermanlove:
good things about autumn
the leaves change color
feeling rain
seeing rain
hearing rain
cloudy skies
cardigans
hats
big sweaters
daily cups of tea
baths that last hours
halloween
the way everything smells
pumpkin patches
literally everything
THE FACT THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE YOU STEPPED INTO SATAN’S ASSHOLE MAYBE
pedophile: i have candy get in the van
me: no
pedophile: the van has wifi
me: ok
roleykatsu:
libyian:
wtf tumblr is so sassy like
I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.
Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
Greetings from East Bumblefuck, MA.
So many Jesuits everywhere.
Idk.
I guess the keynote speaker was pretty freaking awesome.
I just miss Brooklyn already.
3 tags
sweet-bitsy:
BIDI BIDI BOM BOM
When I have bizarre nicknames/abbrevs for...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
2 tags
My Baby You - Marc Anthony
This song is fucking...
4 tags
lostline:
Las Ketchup - Asereje
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
