I sit at the kitchen table, eyes glued to the laptop screen as I patiently wait for those words I so long to hear… “The time has come for you to lipsync…for your life.”
I do sassy; I don’t do bitchy.– RuPaul
jankyass: I watched that episode of Sponegbob today where Patrick realizes he’s never won any awards because he’s done nothing with his life so he starts copying Spongebob’s every move in an attempt to get one and I’m pretty sure this episode is almost a decade old but it’s amazing how much it still resonates today:
The idea of reciprocated feelings scares me a little.
adeleschair: cyberbullier: will a boy i like ever like me bac- are you sure?
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
teddypup: YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
obeseblackguy: makin my way downtown walking fast faces pass
life rules - you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude
jh0n: “Carly Rae Jepson” - Call Me Maybe ...
Shouldn’t we hold out for the person who doesn’t just tolerate our...– Ted, How I Met Your Mother S05E02
I just told my backyard door to stop being so...
There are so many shirtless men from sitcoms on my blog.
arrowsandblades: crzyblackidd: “Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback Download for free on Internet Explorer
joffreyslap: dondarrion: arya-snark: seriously tho petition for an hour long show of cersei lannister drunkenly schooling you about the horrors of real life #’MORE WINE’ #’your grace it’s 9 in the morning’ #’and a piece of toast’ #I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN EQUALLY #I don’t care for Joffrey.
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
iaintevennmadbro: How are there 13 year olds pregnant and I can’t even get a guy to hug me
jh0n: the shade of it all.