Yo soy Cancun.– Michael Scott, The Office
yourenothipster: Pineapple is good any time of the day. Okay. Good night. Maybe.
I dropped my iPod in a bowl of sauce.
Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio?– Dwight Schrute, The Office
Best skit EVER omg.
"Don't get me wrong, I love transvaginal. It's my...
KRISTEN WIIG IS THE BEST TAYLOR SWIFT EVER.
Fred Armisen as Prince holy shit I cannot.
AND FUCKING NASIM PEDRAD AS NICKI MINAJ. TEARS OMG.
Maya Angelou's: I Know Why the Caged Bird Laughs
Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph are PERFECT together.
The Maya Rudolph monologue was amazing.
And Bronx Beat I’m crying holy shit.
I had three midterms today.
I felt like a zombie all day. But then I was like, oh shit, midterms are over! Then I realized I have a painting, a paper, and a photo critique on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday and I was like And now I just wanna be like
DUDE I DON'T GO ON TUMBLR ON MY COMPUTER FOR TWO...
The icons are purtyyyy though. :3
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama (via bronx-beat)
I hate girls so much.
I can't deal with my sister.
"What's a gender reparation?"
Currently in my bag: an X-Acto knife, a pair of...
I just want to be best friends with Zach...
it takes 2 hours for me to watch a 45-ish minute episode of something example watch through intro pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch the bulk of it pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch the end tumblr
evangelineviola: victorian slang is the fucking greatest for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang because both are frequently felt
It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you, but...
This is me doing promo in walmart~
WINTUHH BAWLLZ IS TONIGHT!
My vagina is a convenience store.– Jenna, 30 Rock
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
jh0n: ineedtogetpaid: “i hate my life” the angry blogger types on their 15” macbook pro on their king sized bed in their air conditioned 3 story home in suburban america. money ≠ happiness I think it’s a bit deeper than this but I do understand the frustration of the sentiment.