May 2013
north-tosouth:
daisygatsbys:
do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
actually all the time
April 2013
spigot:
cute nicknames to call your significant other
plastic
a tree
swimming trunks
truck tire
goku
1 tag
me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
March 2013
malikmydick:
if you wanna be my lover
you don’t have to worry about my friends cause i don’t have any
thegreatkhaleesi:
you get a whole new experience when you put tumblr after a person’s name on google images
foxnewsofficial:
hey uh so i noticed that you’re online but you didn’t like my selfie and it’s been like 4 minutes now
foreveralone-lyguy:
Remember when Josh hit Oprah with a car so she filed a restraining order against him and he got all excited because she signed it
gif:
condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus
rabioheab:
Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds
they have never played ANY sports at all
if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand
they don’t even lift
they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete
radbrostache:
Do you ever just look at your art, and you just
